The All-Love QuaDong
Wednesday, April 9th, 2008Ginger’s Product Spotlight and History: The All-Love QuaDong
It’s an odd product with few like it. Freely downloadable yet expensively customizable, the All-Love QuaDong is the product of the new up-and-coming HandCrafted SexToys company.
The legend is that the invention of the All-Love QuaDong, the sex toy that’s “coming” to a maker near you is that it happened between two women, drunk with passion. Arthur Riddle, chairmen of HP’s Maker division says “this just goes to show how easy it is to design your own tools, toys and toasters with our CAD Software and Maker.” Tom Jacobs, the husband of one of inventors says, “If they were drunk, I couldn’t tell. Maybe they burned off all the alcohol after they made it. Still, the CADwork was really good for someone as plastered as Eppie claims she was.”
Sandra Collins, oen of the inventors, tells the story like this:
Eppie and I were having a girl’s night in. Watching chick-flicks and comedies and drinking handmade margaritas. I know I was getting tipsy because every time Eppie would laugh at the screen, I’d turn and watch as her breasts bounced with each breath and giggle. I mean, I’ve always been attracted to her, but that night I lost all control. It had to be the alcohol.
