Lottery Winner

Prelude — An Interest of Blowjobs

(MF Mdom FSub BDSM Oral)

I suppose she was right, in a way. Money changes perspective, and a lot has happened to me since I won the lottery. But it wouldn’t have happened except for Cassie. The money wouldn’t have come, and certainly none of the things I did afterwards would have happened either. Playing the lottery was her idea, even down to the numbers we played; I even bought the ticket on one of my days with her.

It was an early November day, and errands brought me to the Short North when I got a text message. I was in C&C’s Leather Or Lace, mainly taking in the scent of leather. I was also talking to Carl, one of the proprietors about his more expensive floggers, and looking through the new toys with an eye on expanding my toolbox.

I flipped open my phone, and smiled to myself when I saw the message. It was from Cassie, and was simply “dads pmt here.” I texted back a quick “brt,” and finished my conversation with Carl, who was telling me where to purchase buffalo hide that had been tanned appropriately for a flogger. At over $200 I wasn’t quite ready to buy his yet, and he was a crafter, so he got the whole do-it-yourself thing. I work from home, and often have downtime during which to make things. A decade of customer service — and nearly as long in the scene — allowed me to finish the conversation politely, tentatively agreeing to come to his whip-making demo over the weekend.

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This week’s Cool Thing is the game Mighty Jill Off by Anne “Dessgeega” Anthropy. It’s made in Game Maker, a freeware application for, well, making games. It is also BDSM-themed, which is how it caught our attention here at Cult of the Turtle.

Indie games are the rage this year, especially after the Independent Games Festival a few weeks ago, and while this game wasn’t one of them, it still shows the kind of thing that can come out of the indie games movement. The game was released on February 29th, and as we’re sure was intended by the author, the main mechanic in the game is jump–, err leaping.

The mechanic itself is interesting: the left and right arrow keys to move horizontally, and the ‘Z’ key to jump. Instead of the traditional “press jump to double-jump” that is common in platformers like this, instead the second ‘Z’ press cancels your jump. Tapping the ‘Z’ button after that allows you to float, as Jill is “flapping her rubber cape.”
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The images were pieces I wrote years ago. Some didn’t get published, and occasionally I write them again. For now Images 1-40 can be found on my ASSTR site .

I’m currently rewriting Girl #16180 part six. This is where I always hit a hump on the longer stories, but I think I’ve got this one. For now I offer this image, a story about a BDSM relationship, and one of the shorter images. It certainly falls under our adult policy, so decide on the link based on where you sit.

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As a Half-Nekkid Thursday post and with pictures of naked flesh, this one is definitely adult-themed, as detailed in our about page, so judge the link by where you sit.

Today, I posed Girl for the camera in honor of MILF day…
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Yep, I got my Darnassus faction last night. I’m now a human cat-rider with an epic mount. I borrowed 75G from the uber-powerful and sexy Earthcaller, my SexyWife’s level 70 feral druid. That used to feel like some incredible amount of money, but since I just had 477G lying around, accruing in my pockets as I played, I feel like I can pay her back pretty quickly, now that I’m not fighting in newbie areas. I did make about 5 gold doing it, though, and maybe 500xp:) The 18,000 faction points was unheard of in just a few hours. That was awesome.

So I got my mount and realized I was exhausted. Yesterday wasn’t physically all that great. I finally went home due to my back pain, and took a bath. I fell asleep in the bath, it was so relaxing and warm. And on these 71 degree days that’s an odd thing to say. JB cooked a truly awesome ham, and I made some truly mediocre au gratin potatoes, and went up to play WoW. That was my night, and why I don’t normally like to play WoW, especially in retrospect.

But I know my character and can help out in the instance this weekend. I won’t have time to play until then, so last night was the night to do it.

Tonight I’m fulfilling a promise to Girl, who has been good and not masturbated for several days. I’m not sure how that’s affecting her, but I have my hopes for a couple of different outcomes. She’s doing an interview for school this morning, I hope she’s just distracted enough to be relaxed, but I doubt it. Tonight is the big night, and I think I’ve got a good list of things I want to do. If I have some mental time later today, I’ll probably put together some ritual to put around it.

I think sometimes that we suffer from a lack of ritual — it can add purpose and intent to a space, and that mental state works on us in ways that can be very empowering, or even just focusing. You may think this is some mystical hoo-joo, but it’s not. Think of this, of the successful meetings you’ve been in. I bet at the beginning of the better meetings, someone stood up and said “We are here today to….” It is a ritual, setting the start of the group activity, and focusing it to the purpose gathered.

Since we’re very smart creatures, those rituals can be almost anything we can imagine ourselves to be. And that, I think, is part of the power of that kind of ritual.

I also need to play for the uber-D&D session tomorrow (and maybe Saturday). I’ve got some good ideas, but I need to organize them a bit, and make some notes. I know that as I have talked in front of people, I’ve gone from fully written speeches, to note cards, to just simple outlines. Nowadays I just have three or four words on a piece of paper, and that’s good enough. D&D is getting that way, but it has lots of details that need to be recorded (in terms of monster stats, for example). A fluctuation of 5-10% isn’t going to change the outcome greatly, but more than that really could.

If you think about it, the fighter class gets 5% better at basic attacks every level, gaining a +1 to every d20 attack roll every level, then every other level is a new feat which is a bigger percentage (if chosen well). So a 10% increase in difficulty keeps things within one level, but more moves it further away, and thus a lot harder.

Also today, I need to get some coding done, but I have to admit it’s really third or fourth on my list. I’d like to finish girl part 6 (part 5 will be posted on Saturday), and get it to my Girl for proofreading. Just to be mean, since she can’t masturbate. I’d have done it yesterday, but I hurt too much to write.

The images were pieces I wrote years ago. Some didn’t get published, and occasionally I write them again. There should be a poll soon about posting them all here, but for now Images 1-40 can be found on my ASSTR site . I’m not sure what happened to 41, it seems to have gone missing.

Girl #16180 will be a bit late this week, but will be up as soon as we can manage. For now I offer this image. It is cautionary for some good reason, and certainly complies with our adult policy, so decide on the link based on where you sit.

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