Zombie Rhyming Joke
In honor of the zombie rhyming joke page, linked by BoingBoing, I offer this (there are 8, in honor of the day):
Q1: What do zombies eat?
A: BRAAAAIIINNNS!!!!!Q2: What do vegetarian zombies eat?
A: GRAAAAIIIINNNSS!!!!Q3: What do zombies get on their shirts, first thing in the morning?
A: STAAAIIIINS!!!!Q4: Why does a zombie’s head get wet?
A: It RAAAAIIIINNNSS!!!!Q5: How does a zombie play dead?
A: He FEEEIIIGGNNNSS!!!Q6: What can you find zombie snakes?
A: On a PLAAAANNNE!!!!Q7: What is a zombie’s favorite ground-based transport??
A: A TRAAAAIINN!!!!Q8: What is a zombie’s favorite presdiential candidate?
A: Obama.
SexyWife requires me to note that he’s a zombie, not dumb. I think it’s all the brains (or BRAAAIIINNNSS!!!), they must be some sort of IQ snackfood
5 Comments on “Zombie Rhyming Joke”
Not sure if you are aware of it, but this is being played out at scalzi.com the internet home of John Scalzi, and is currently at something like 210 comments.
of course it’s only funny for the first 10 or so, but memes don’t always have a lot of replay value, eh?
Oy! the link, its right in the title… (shakes head at self)
I’ve been told this joke works better if you say it out loud.
A lot better;)
But I can’t do eight of them when I say it out loud, it’s just too… stupid sounding.
see my posting on scalzi’s site, its about #195, and still two original thoughts on a thread that had long become repetitive. /me pats his own back
It reminds me of the elephant joke book that my mom gave me when I was about 6. She got sooooo tired of elephant jokes.