Ginger’s Product Spotlight and History: The All-Love QuaDong

It’s an odd product with few like it.  Freely downloadable yet expensively customizable, the All-Love QuaDong is the product of the new up-and-coming HandCrafted SexToys company.

The legend is that the invention of the All-Love QuaDong, the sex toy that’s “coming” to a maker near you is that it happened between two women, drunk with passion.  Arthur Riddle, chairmen of HP’s Maker division says “this just goes to show how easy it is to design your own tools, toys and toasters with our CAD Software and Maker.”  Tom Jacobs, the husband of one of inventors says, “If they were drunk, I couldn’t tell.  Maybe they burned off all the alcohol after they made it.  Still, the CADwork was really good for someone as plastered as Eppie claims she was.”

Sandra Collins, oen of the inventors, tells the story like this:

Eppie and I were having a girl’s night in.  Watching chick-flicks and comedies and drinking handmade margaritas.  I know I was getting tipsy because every time Eppie would laugh at the screen, I’d turn and watch as her breasts bounced with each breath and giggle. I mean, I’ve always been attracted to her, but that night I lost all control.  It had to be the alcohol. 

I even mentioned it to Eppie.  “Nah,” she said. “Nothing different in these things.  I mean, I nanoproced the ingredients but I mixed them all myself.  Just like last week.”

“Sure,” I told her, but by then, I’m sure that it was really, “Shuuure.” 

Eppie looked at me, and my gaze fell to her breasts, turning and shifting underneath her shirt.  She wasn’t wearing a bra, of course.  Normally she needed one, but it was the first thing she discarded on our Girls Night In nights.  Me, I don’t normally need one, but if I’d been wearing it she wouldn’t have been able to see my nipples as they got harder.  “I think we should check it out, maybe Tom was doing something with it earlier.”

Their maker was top of the line, which surprised me at first.  I mean, Tom makes his living making things.  Handcrafting them, of course, and he’s a high quality craftsman, and makes a good living. I guess that’s how they could afford the maker.

Mine is a standard model, you know, I buy the little cards at the grocery, and slot them, and press the buttons and then I’ve got a new t-shirt or TV dinner or whatever. Theirs had the little card slots, but it also had a huge CAD setup.  Eppie slid (sensuously, I might add) into the designer’s chair, and I stood behind her, so I could touch her shoulders, and not inconsequentially, look down the front of her blouse.

That’s how we wound up designing things.  The next thing I know, the toy was sliding out of her fabber, shiny plastic leopard print and scary-looking complicated.  And she was giggling the whole time.

The rest, as they say was history.  After we tried it out of course.

Ephesia Jacobs, or ‘Eppie’ as she prefers to be called, recounts a similar tale:

Well, I don’t recall the movie we were watching, but I do remember Sandra watching me.  That, combined with the drinks probably made me a bit more overt than I normally would be.  I’m glad I did. Tom and I hadn’t talked about it, but it’s the standard guy fantasy right? At least it was okay with Tom later. (laughs)

So, I admit it, I was kind of fucking with her when I messed with the CAD thing.  When she seemed concerned about the drinks (I really didn’t make them stronger), I figured it wouldn’t hurt to play around a bit with the maker.  Tom got it to do prototypes for his handcraft work.  A lot of handcrafters do it these days, it’s faster to see if a new design will work. Handcrafted stuff has to be better than the maked stuff, but you can’t go straight from design to object.

Anyway, I was a little tipsy from the drinks, and she was standing so close to me, watching what I was doing, so I surfed some sharing sites and found some interesting dildos.  But plugs, things that shoot “lifelike” come, that sort of thing.  I futzed with them a bit adding pieces together, just sort of merging them together.

I’ve helped Tom with some of his designs, I’m an artist, you know, so I know my way around 3D.  I could feel Sandra behind me, her hands on my shoulders, touching tensings as I worked, and put things up on the screen.  Her hands slid under my shirt, skin touchign skin, and it just egged me on.

At some point — I think it was when I had the double dong design mostly finished, She pulled off her shirt, and pressed her skin against me.  I could feel her breasts pressing into the back of my head, and her hands under the sleeves of my shirt. I thought, “What the hell?” and pulled mine off too.

When I merged the double dong with the self-penetrating harness, Sandra gasped, and then her hands were all over me, her breasts pressing against me.  I added the fourth dong, a slightly longer — so it would reach, mainly – anal dildo for the person doing the fucking.  She grabbed my boobs then, and sort of cupped them in her hands, her thumbs playing with my nipples.

That was hot, and I was getting hotter.  The dildo was pretty hot too, although it wasn’t in its current form.  But you could penetrate both your pussy and ass, and then fuck someone else in their pussy and ass… You can see the attraction, and some of the engineering problems. 

But the high quantity of decent models out there made it easy, almost drag and drop, and definitely plug and play.  I sent it to print on the maker, and that’s when i turned, and started messing with her breasts.

There’s not much like kissing another woman, I’ve got to say.  But by the time the maker finished laying down the silicone and curing it, we were naked, and on the floor.  I knew she was wet because my tongue was buried there.  She knew the same thing for the same reason, if you know what I mean.

Still, nothing really prepared us for what I’d designed.

Tom told us how he found them then, a bit of a shock, but a welcome one.

Well, we’d always been faithful, but I admit I had the hots for Sandra.  I guess that was what made it ok.  Well, that and the QuaDong.  I came home late.  Girls Night In is Guys Night Out, y’know? 

The first thing I see is Sandra on top of Eppie, my wife’s hands on her friends breasts, fondling like there’s no tomorrow.  Then I saw that Sandra was pounding into Eppie for all she was worth.  I had to get down on the floor beside them to see what was goign on. 

And it was fucking amazing. Each of them had an  anal dildo in and I could see that Sandra had a dildo inside her which doubled as one that she was using to fuck Eppie.   They were pretty oblivious to me, at first, but Eppie’s hand found my crotch, and well, I didn’t need to be ‘asked’ twice.

I stood up and got naked, and the next thing I know, Sandra’s mouth is bouncing on my cock in time to her thrusts into Eppie.  I just straddled my wife, and let it ride.  I might have thought a minute or two about where that thing came from, and the possibilities, but not for very long.

All I really remember is that it wasn’t too long before we were all coming.  The girls just sort of thrust together, shaking and shivering.  Eppie even let out a scream.  I just thrust down Sandra’s throat and came.

The women collapsed together, and I pulled some blankets and pillows from our bedroom and covered them up.  I collapsed on the couch next to them  The next day was quite eventful, especially after i did a bit of re-engineering.

So, we asked them what the most difficult challenges where, the hardest issues they’ve faces with turning this little experiment into a going process.  Especially in light of the current CAD sharing/piracy culture with the new high-option makers.

Sandra was forward looking:

The most difficult thing? Probably getting the anal dildos in and aligned.  Tom’s done some good work fixing that, but I have no idea how we managed that first night.  It’s somethign that concerns me in my new role of product tester and design co-ordinator.  We’ve got new designs that will, quite literally, blow your mind.

Eppie seemed pretty realistic about it :

As to survival? Well, Tom’s a handcrafter, so we’re making some of these by hand, and can make them directly to the specs of the people buying them, where we can get them. (Ed. — there are “measurement” dildo CADs available on their website)  We’re also offering the cards by mail order, they are only five bucks.  Since several of the origin CADs were open source, we’re allowing for a download of the design for those who are interested — those are neither handcrafted, of course, nor sized to spec. 

As with anything these days handcrafted, hand done, customized work is the way to make money.  We want to connect with our customers and provide personalized service that, really, no one else can.

Tom seemed jovial:

The hardest thing? Well, half my day involves walking in on my wife and my lover testing new product, and you ask me what the hardest thing is. (laughs)